Characters; Erwin Smith, Rivaille
A/N: Just a short list this time because I’ve averaged on 4 hours of sleep/night this week for an important presentation for work, and I’m out of juice. There will be more of this in the near future because sassy Rivaille-speak is a riot to write.
Edit: Now with an audio rendition by ezekieru and kuueater.
Also, a Chinese translation by rowynm: here.
1A.) Erwin: Please remind Hanji to lessen the alcohol content of legion-approved recreational liquor in her next batch.
1B.) Rivaille: Your vine brews are so potent, I could use them to gas up my 3DM gear. Remix that shit.
2A.) Erwin: Kindly tell the HQ quartermaster to submit a proposal on improvements for better waste management.
2B.) Rivaille: You all have the sanitary habits of an exceptionally backwards, syphillic ape. Flush that shit.
3A.) Erwin: The report is good but I have a few clarifications; see attached notes and revise accordingly.
3B.) Rivaille: Sure, your report is good enough, if I wanted paper to wipe my ass. Revise that shit.
4A.) Erwin: I have received word that poor organization of the storage room was what resulted to that small fire last night. Please investigate.
4B.) Rivaille: When I said organize the storage room, I did not mean alphabetically. What kind of shit-for-brains puts the bleach next to the blow torch? Rearrange that shit.
5A.) Erwin: We have received new inventory on spare 3DMG parts. Please take stock.
5B.) Rivaille: Luckily for you little shits, we have new spare parts to compensate for your atrocious abuse of your source of livelihood. Count that shit.